Musikalisches Rollenspiel
Verfasst: 26 Jan 2010 08:39
RING THEIR BELL
Tune: Jingle Bells
Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!
(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the Dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Balrogs fall
And our theif finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(chorus)
Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(chorus)
We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's throne
Our Cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!
[hr]
VIKING MEN
Tune: Jingle Bells
Dashing thru the town,
Our firebrands burning bright,
Striking foemen down,
Setting things alight,
Swords on axes ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to laugh and sing,
A _slaying_ song tonight!
(Chorus, second line changes every verse)
We're viking men, viking men, plundering your shore,
Another dragon ship sails in discharging twenty more,
We're viking men, viking men, our axes red with gore,
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor!
See your harbor fair,
Filled with our dragon ships,
See men with flame-red hair,
And foam on bearded lips,
We come at break of day,
To depredate your land,
And then, when we have gone away,
No unburnt building stands.
(Chorus- Second line is
"Another... discharging forty more.")
We're carrying away,
Whatever we admire,
Your forces to delay,
We've set the rest on fire.
With you we've had our will,
And varied was your cost,
We sacked the convent on the hill,
And more than gold was lost!
(Chorus- 2nd line is
"Another.... discharging eighty more.")
There is one simple way,
To keep us from your shore,
If you'll but Danegeld pay,
(Sung as insincerely as possible)
We'll be your friends once more.
This act you will not rue,
You'll have no cause to fear,
(Pause a beat or two for effect,
the sing loudly...)
Until the next installment's due,
When we come back next year!
(Chorus- The 2nd line is
"A fleet of dragon ships sail
in discharging thousands more!")
Tune: Jingle Bells
Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!
(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the Dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Balrogs fall
And our theif finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(chorus)
Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(chorus)
We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's throne
Our Cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!
[hr]
VIKING MEN
Tune: Jingle Bells
Dashing thru the town,
Our firebrands burning bright,
Striking foemen down,
Setting things alight,
Swords on axes ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to laugh and sing,
A _slaying_ song tonight!
(Chorus, second line changes every verse)
We're viking men, viking men, plundering your shore,
Another dragon ship sails in discharging twenty more,
We're viking men, viking men, our axes red with gore,
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor!
See your harbor fair,
Filled with our dragon ships,
See men with flame-red hair,
And foam on bearded lips,
We come at break of day,
To depredate your land,
And then, when we have gone away,
No unburnt building stands.
(Chorus- Second line is
"Another... discharging forty more.")
We're carrying away,
Whatever we admire,
Your forces to delay,
We've set the rest on fire.
With you we've had our will,
And varied was your cost,
We sacked the convent on the hill,
And more than gold was lost!
(Chorus- 2nd line is
"Another.... discharging eighty more.")
There is one simple way,
To keep us from your shore,
If you'll but Danegeld pay,
(Sung as insincerely as possible)
We'll be your friends once more.
This act you will not rue,
You'll have no cause to fear,
(Pause a beat or two for effect,
the sing loudly...)
Until the next installment's due,
When we come back next year!
(Chorus- The 2nd line is
"A fleet of dragon ships sail
in discharging thousands more!")